I ……. have also been listening to this on loop for the last week
I’ve looted all the corpses of my long forgotten friends
and now I think it’s time that my adventuring should end
so take me back to
Giant Spider Mountain
horror
It’s the Muppet Show – Waiting4Codot
[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]
Vampire Bunnies – Blake Hodgetts
It’s a mystery where they came from, and they’re not a common breed,
And maybe, if I’d known at first, I’d never have agreed.
But somehow it seems right to raise these rabbits on my farm,
To guard them with my life, to see that nothing brings them harm.
“Vampire Bunnies,” by Blake Hodgetts. I dunno, it’s a song called Vampire Bunnies, what more do you need?
Coffee With A Friend – Dr. Mary Crowell
A live action music video, complete with pool noodle tentacles, for Dr. Mary Crowell’s “Coffee With A Friend.” One of her more delightfully absurd renditions.
An aside: I was at the MarCon concert where I believe the tentacles debuted, and it was great fun.
The Griesly Bride – McKain Lakey
Today in found filk: “The Griesly Bride,” a murder ballad adapted by Tom Campbell from a poem written by John Manifold.
Despite being written in the mid-20th century, it sounds like a traditional ballad, and has a very filkish supernatural twist. It’s actually so filkish that when I was first trying to track down the origin of the song, I found some folks who were convinced it had been written by filker Cynthia McQuillan.
Quick content warning for an implied threat of sexual coercion, though it’s never followed through, and the woman who’s threatened is not the one murdered in this ballad.
H.P. Joelcraft – Julian Velard
Nothing banishes Monday blues like discovering that a decidedly sinister, 100-year-old H. P. Lovecraft poem, entitled “Nemesis,” maps almost perfectly to the 1973 song “Piano Man” by Billy Joel.
If you already know the song, then simply reading the poem below is enough to see that the two really do match. But listening to “Nemesis“ being sung by songwriter and performer Julian Velard as he also plays “Piano Man” is one of the most unsettlingly sublime things the internet has ever produced.
Velard is no longer Velard. He’s H. P. Joelcraft, the Cthulhuman. Listen above and follow along here:
[via Birth.Movies.Death.]
Craigslist Ad – Bryan Baker
“Craigslist Ad,” a cautionary tale from Bryan Baker.
Re: The Weather – the PDX Broadsides
There’s a noise coming out of the dog park
And I think it means me harm
There are lights up over the Arby’s
And I wish I’d never left the farm
There’s a glow shining out of the canyon
And I hope it’s gonna get better
From the noise coming out of the dog park
I take you to… the weather“The Weather” by the PDX Broadsides, the first Night Vale filk I think I’ve ever encountered.
Another Night Vale filk is Bob Kanefsky’s Downtown Night Vale, written with his usual brilliance.
Reblogging with addition!
The Weather – The PDX Broadsides
There’s a noise coming out of the dog park
And I think it means me harm
There are lights up over the Arby’s
And I wish I’d never left the farm
There’s a glow shining out of the canyon
And I hope it’s gonna get better
From the noise coming out of the dog park
I take you to… the weather
“The Weather” by the PDX Broadsides, the first Night Vale filk I think I’ve ever encountered.
Six Feet Under – Jeff & Maya Bohnoff
I come from six feet under.
Where sulfur flows and demons blunder.
Can’t you hear, hear the hell mouth thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
“Six Feet Under,” a very catchy Buffy the Vampire Slayer parody from Jeff and Maya Bohnoff.