[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]
It’s time to burn the incense
It’s time to slay the sheep
It’s time to wake the muppets
from a thousand years of sleep
It’s time to raze existence.
It’s time to banish light.
It’s time to call the void in,
On the Muppet Show tonight.
So tell us where’s your god now?
I guess you’ll never know.
Your life becomes a torture,
When we begin the show!
And now let’s get things started
Why don’t you get things started
It’s time to get things started
on the aberrational, no salvational, incantational, muppetational,
This will be your final Muppet Shoooooow!
I seem to recall that the Vincent Price episode *did* reveal that they were all vampires, didn’t it?