I come from six feet under.
Where sulfur flows and demons blunder.
Can’t you hear, hear the hell mouth thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
“Six Feet Under,” a very catchy Buffy the Vampire Slayer parody from Jeff and Maya Bohnoff.
For space is wide and good friends are too few.
I come from six feet under.
Where sulfur flows and demons blunder.
Can’t you hear, hear the hell mouth thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
“Six Feet Under,” a very catchy Buffy the Vampire Slayer parody from Jeff and Maya Bohnoff.
If anyone eats my brains (Brains!)
If anyone eats my brains (Brains!)
If anyone eats my brains (Brains!)
I want it to be you
Zombie Love Song (If Anyone Eats My Brains) by Bryan Baker, a rather… unconventional love story.
Beware of the sentient Chili
that burbles away on your stove.
The peppers are silently plotting
with legumes, tomatoes and cloves.
At night when you’re comfortably sleeping
and lie unaware in your bed,
the vegetables plan insurrection;
the lettuce are seeking new heads.
“Beware the Sentient Chili,” a truly terrifying monster story by Chris and Karen Weber.
I seek the Witch of the Wood, Lady of Forest and Glen
Dark things howl at the gate threatening women and men.
“Witch of the Wood” by Dr. Mary Crowell, performed by Three Weird Sisters (the combined talents of Mary Crowell, Brenda Sutton, and Teresa Powell).
I stand here grinning
Under an orange October sky
A straw man rooted to the earth.
The sun is going down
Red light on fields of brown
The autumn fires burn.
“Scarecrow” by Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff, a song for the season.
Stay with me,
Stay with me,
I want you to feel at ease
Stay with me,
Stay with me,
I hope you never leave
“The Castle” by Bryan Baker, a terrifically creepy song for the Halloween season.
When the people all stop and stare
And say, “Why you gotta be like that?”
I just look them in the eye and tell them
I WAS RAISED BY BATS
“Raised by Bats,” a goth anthem from Aurelio Voltaire.
Won’t you come with me where the water runs deep?
Where the fire heart burns and the land is asleep?
Leave your tears and pain, let your heart be unbound!
Merely melt as spring rain-
With me into the ground!
“From Out the Barrow” by Alexander James Adams, a terrifying ultimatum from something old and powerful that lives deep beneath the earth.
Prying my switchblade cold out of my fingers’ hold,
Pause to take stock, reflect, and rue.
Look on the damage done here by a single one;
What do you think a full pack will do?
“The Least of My Kind,” a werewolf’s warning written by Catherine Faber and performed here by Three Weird Sisters.
Three faces, five forgotten roads
Seven sisters, nine ways home
Light the lantern, book unfold
We call to thee, oh Queen of Crows
“Morrighan,” a haunting invocation by Cheshire Moon.