“Ukulele,” a song about very serious musician problems, to the tune of “Hallelujah”
full disclosure, I found this song on Facebook at 3 AM, I don’t know if it’ll hold up in daylight
…but I’m pretty sure it will
I am incredibly disappointed that’s it not actually performed with a ukulele, though. What’s up with that.
comedy
Arthur Curry – Ookla the Mok
Best song ever written about Aquaman
…probably the only song ever written about Aquaman, if we’re being honest and not counting his bits in Batman: The Brave and the Bold
The Fellowship Song – Martin Pearson
If you’re a hobbit and you know it clap your hands…
(Not Quite) The Chosen One – Mikey Mason
A song for the Ron Weasleys of the world. And…a lot of good characters, actually.
Han Solo Cool – Mikey Mason
I heard there was some kind of Star Wars thing happening soon?
(I just looked it up, the movie’s not out until December, but from the way some people I know have been carrying on, you’d think it was next week)
Anyway, this isn’t even about Star Wars. Not entirely, at least. It’s a metaphor.
Dark Lord Sleeping On My Sofa – The Blibbering Humdingers
A song about Lord Voldemort…from the Malfoys’ perspective.
The Prophecy Hotline – Kari Maaren
“Whenever a prophecy turns up in a story, characters behave with steady, maddening predictability, doing EXACTLY THE WRONG THING IN EVERY WAY. I have set up a musical telephone hotline for these characters. It may help, but that’s up to them.“
“The Prophecy Hotline,” by Kari Maaren
The Battle Hymn of the Murder Hobos – Metricula
I have simple tastes, and calling RPG protagonists murder hobos is one of them.
“Battle Hymn of the Murder Hobos,” by Metricula. More songs on her website
17000 (The Ballpit Song) – The Gekkos
This is probably the best song I heard very late at night at a DragonCon filk circle.
The Gekkos’ ode to Dashcon.