“Everybody Hates Elves,” by Kari Maaren
You know it’s true.
Lyrics (and more songs) available on her website.
“The Blonde Choir kidnaps a bard to play a dangerous and powerful pipe organ in order to to save the city from a beast god” the song.
Also known as “Acolytes of the Machine” by Doctor Mary Crowell
Lyrics available and song for purchase here
Pageant Legend, by Katy Dröge-Macdonald and Juliane Honisch
Fun fact: one of the writers (I think it was Katy) originally wanted to call this song “Fuck Arthur” but was told she couldn’t do that. So she called it “Pageant Legend,” but nobody remembers that name, so everyone calls it The Morgan Le Fay Song.
And it’s on myspace. How quaint.
Pageant Legend (Morgan Le Fay)
“A Toast for Unsung Heroes” by Leslie Fish, performed by Fish, Julia Ecklar, and Doug Olsen, an iconic song about space travel.
You can probably make out the chords if you squint.
Doctor Mary Crowell’s painfully accurate DnD story, “I Put My Low Stat”
Lyrics can be found and album can be purchased here
I want the world to know that I did find that picture of a guitar in space by googling “space guitar”
Sassafrass’ “Somebody Will,” recorded by two members of the group. There are about twenty members sometimes – go on YouTube and you can hear several permutations of personnel.
Song can be purchased and lyrics can be found here
Listen to this song when you want to get pumped to either do science or write fanfiction. It’s kind of an updated version of “A Toast for Unsung Heroes.”