“Best Game Ever (A Different D&D Song)” by Mikey Mason [source]
Download at http://mikeymason.bandcamp.com/track/…
Also: I was contacted by Gary Gygax’s family regarding this song. Learn more here:
http://comedyrockstar.blogspot.com/p/…
I was inspired to write this song after watching Allie Goertz’s very charming, very sweet (slightly psychotically violent in the middle) song “Tonight (D&D Song).”
Its a great, wistful tune, and she has a beautiful voice.
I’m sorry that this isn’t, and that I don’t. While I love rpgs, and have since I was a kid, this is more like the D&D sessions we had when I was younger. That doesn’t mean I didn’t (r don’t) feel the same way Allie does about a good rpg session. It probably (I hope) speaks to the quality of the games we ran when I was younger…
Every group has its George. If your group doesn’t, you’re probably him (or her.)
Enjoy!One of the songs performed at last night’s Nerd-Vana’s Merry Freakin’ FILK-smas show!
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Fair Leandra – hornkerling
Liadan is ten, and her mother is laughing. It’s a loud laugh, even with Da’s shoulder in the way as he spins her around, big hands on her back, big voice filling their kitchen.
Bethany squirms in Liadan’s grasp, kicking at her ankles and glaring when her big sister does not move. Her grip is practiced and one-armed, the other slung more gently about Carver’s sleepier, sturdier shoulders.
Liadan knows what Bethy wants to do. She wants to run to their parents, join in the silly dance. A part of Liadan does, too, but Ma doesn’t laugh well with a big audience, and she worries that if they step too close the tune will stop, and they’ll start worrying again about the new mage lights Bethany makes when she sleeps, and how much flour they have, and whether it’ll last. So Liadan holds her siblings back, and hums along at a distance.
Her father has a hand cupping Leandra’s cheek, his thumb brushing just under her eye, and he’s singing the song he made up—the long one, the silly one with words that don’t quite sit—and Ma joins in with small, breathless snatches. shaking her head as Da sings about how lovely they were, in a place Liadan has never seen.
A damsel possessed of great beauty,
As she stood at her own father’s gate
Oh, the mages there did their duty;
To view them this maiden did wait.
Their gifts were far grander than dancing,
Their enchantments shone like a star.
And as they worked did come advancing,
A fate for the fair LeandraWith their sashes hung o’er their shoulders,
How careless they seemed for to ride.
And warlike appeared this young mage boy
With his glittering staff by his side.
To the Gallows next morning so early
This damsel she went so far
Because she loved him sincerely
Young Malcom fit fair Leandra.Oh, as she conversed with the mages,
These words she was heard for to say,
“Oh I’ve a heart no one bolder,
To follow my laddie away.”
“Well come, come,” says Malcom, ”be steady
And think of the dangers of war.
An apostate’s life is not the kind one,
Wed me not, fair Leandra.”“Your parents, you’re bound for to mind them
Or else you are for ever undone.
They will leave you no portion behind them,
So I pray you my company shun.”
Says she, “If you will be true-hearted
I have gold at brother’s in store.
And from now we no more will be parted,
I will be your fair Leandra.”As he gazed on her beautiful features
Oh, the tears they did fall from each eye.
“I will wed with this beautiful creature
And shun cruel wars,” he did cry.
So now they’re united together,
And think of them where they’re afar,
Maker bless now and for ever,
Young Malcom and fair Leandra.
Free – Hannah M.
So…I wrote some more Dragon Age Filk. I’m not a huge fan of this recording but I’ll probably never re-record it as for now I’m moved on to other fandoms. So I might as well post it, especially seeing as I never post any original content lately.
Fenris/Hawke schmoop. Fenris POV.
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Free © Hannah M./PhemieC/Hamsters etc…
LYRICS
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Heaven’s for a slave, you obey and behave
but I am a free man, now
and I act for no hand, follow no command but one.Hell’s for a slaver, a cruel dominator
but I couldn’t care anyhow
Where he is going it’s only worth knowing he’s goneand I’m lost in a heart that is breaking open slowly like an egg, newborn and ready to feed
begging through a crying mouth, and an aching jawWhen you asked me to stay
was a slave what you saw?I thought I could have it all
I thought for a second I could have it allIn a house that’s not mine you will find me
standing alone
All this time in this place, all the years I have chased, how I triedIn a room that is yours, you of course would
welcome me into your home
But why would you want to let someone like me inside?and I’m found in a city that feels, isn’t that strange? Haven’t I pushed myself close
enough to the edge with my fears, my regrets and my rage, chasing ghosts?Did you think I’d give in
to my skin, the pathways that call?Someday I will give you my all
I promise you, someday, I will give you it all.And I swear by the maker, by the hand of fate if fate exists
You were waiting just for me, in the clearing of that alienage
I will follow you downward, through death if it’s required
and through worse if that’s required too
I’m free, but I belong to youIn the back of a bar, I saw a part
of a life that I wanted to know
But nothing is free from the stain on my heart and my soul.Behind wine covered walls you answered my call
Sometimes I’m not sure why you bother’d at all.
I apologized for all of my lies and my faults.And I’m cut from the cord of destruction and given to love, illiterate, angry and pained
Who knew I’d acquire a taste for the life lived unchained?When you asked me to stay,
When you touched me that way, I thought I saw…
I think we can have it all.
Beauty of Dawn – Malukah
“Beauty of Dawn,” an Elder Scrolls Online tribute, written and performed by Malukah, with clips from the game
Lyrics and chords here
Three Hearts as One – Malukah
“Three Hearts as One,” from Elder Scrolls Online, written and performed by Malukah
Lyrics and chords here
Sera Was Never – Dragon Age
Sera was never an agreeable girl,
her tongue tells tales of rebellion
You Bash the Balrog – Lee Gold
Lyrics by Lee Gold, to the tune of “Waltzing Matilda.” Sing it with friends as a fun party game.
Once a jolly Cleric, and a magic-using Elf,
And a mighty Dwarf with a sword plus three
Left their native village – out to get their share of pelf.
You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree.
First they met a Goblin – with a fire-breathing Hound.
They bashed and they smashed and they scragged them with glee.
Afterwards they searched them – and a Magic Potion found.
You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree.
The low Wisdom Swordsman picked it up and drank it down,
Changed to a Wolf immediately.
No one could Dispell it, so they headed back to town.
You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree.
Then a loud voice bellowed, “Who has slain the Goblin King?”
Round turned our heroes; what did they see?
Swooping down upon them was a Balrog on the wing.
You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree.
“Help,” screamed the Cleric; “Ditto,” yelled the Elven Mage.
The Wolf whimpered low – and he tried to flee.
The Balrog fell upon them, and his flames began to rage;
You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree.
They ran through the forest, looking for a place to hide,
Pursued by the Balrog, so fierce to see.
“Wait,” cried the Elf Mage; “I have got a plan,” he lied.
“You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree.”
Once a mighty Balrog slew a Cleric and an Elf
And a smallish Wolf who had teeth plus three,
Skinned them and tanned their hides…and kept them on a closet shelf.
You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree.
Acolytes of the Machine – Doctor Mary Crowell
“The Blonde Choir kidnaps a bard to play a dangerous and powerful pipe organ in order to to save the city from a beast god” the song.
Also known as “Acolytes of the Machine” by Doctor Mary Crowell
Lyrics available and song for purchase here
I Put My Low Stat – Doctor Mary Crowell
Doctor Mary Crowell’s painfully accurate DnD story, “I Put My Low Stat”
Lyrics can be found and album can be purchased here