I rule you, you rule me, someone rules us secretly,
It’s a vast conspiracy, the Illuminati Polka!
It has come to the brain mod’s attention that we haven’t yet posted this gem from Tom Smith. We suspect a conspiracy.
Lyrics available here.
and they say i’ve got talent
The Ballad of Rupert – Tom Smith
“Not your father’s nonconformist-stands-tall song – at least, I don’t THINK so….”
I started listening to this fearing it might be hella transphobic, but it turns out it’s just kind of odd and nice, because it is, after all, a nonconformist-stands-tall song, just an unconventional one. Three cheers for Rupert the Swishy!