Well I’ve sailed north to Ireland
I’ve sailed south to France
I’ll sail to the New World
If you give half a chance
But brave as I might be
And bold as I am
I’ll never go drinking
With Michael again!
“Never Again,” by Andrew Heinrich, about someone who has apparently become a bit of a legend in the SCA. The lyrics are here, and you’ll probably need them, since I couldn’t find a clean (free) recording, but they’re also incomplete. They don’t include the “Stairway to Heaven” verse, for instance.
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
Theirs a Warder who can’t
find her hotel room or pants
And she is lying in the stair well hammered