It’s a mystery where they came from, and they’re not a common breed,
And maybe, if I’d known at first, I’d never have agreed.
But somehow it seems right to raise these rabbits on my farm,
To guard them with my life, to see that nothing brings them harm.
“Vampire Bunnies,” by Blake Hodgetts. I dunno, it’s a song called Vampire Bunnies, what more do you need?