oh god
I can think of a couple of ways this could go
either you play CAH normally but every round somebody has to find or improvise a song based on the winning card, or
“WE’RE BANNED FROM ARGO EVERYONE, BANNED FROM ARGO JUST FOR _____.”
(winning card: “Another fucking rendition of ‘Banned From Argo’.”
ahahahahaha oh god the urge to make up more cards
this could be so very terrible
… are you by any chance coming to OVFF this year
other cards: “requesting ‘horse tamer’s daughter’ after somebody just finished singing ‘ice and fire’”
“the guy who ALWAYS sings (for a given definition of the word) ‘tomorrow i leave for battle’”
“trying to sing ‘wanderlust’ after your voice already died”
“march of cambreadth at 1AM”
“post-apocalyptic leslie fish”
(…oh god I just imagined leslie fish in Mad Max Fury Road and my brain is broken)
If I ever write a Mad Max Fury Road fic, there’s an excellent chance that Leslie fish is getting tuckerized as one of the Vuvalini.
The anti-Doof Warrior. (With black powder and alcohol.)
but anyway, Filkers Against Humanity.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iuqsLA0Ohm8zX__brCvtF5gk0t-FL8UsecsXaXkd4Fc/edit?usp=sharing
(With apologies, so far, to Josh and Lisa.)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*already editing*
“another filk of that same Billy Joel tune”
“settling for a word that sort of rhymes”
“Weird Al Yankovic”
this is extremely important