Someone on the internet is wrong And the urge to set the world to rights is really rather strong There’s a gravitational force That pulls me off my course When someone on the internet is wrong
There are filk songs based on books, and there are filk songs based on TV shows, and then there are filk songs based on xkcd comics. “Someone On The Internet Is Wrong,” by Playing Rapunzel (Mich Sampson and
Marilisa Valtazanou)
“Jag vill bo i rymden”, a filk song that appeared right when Sweden left the chaotic and feuding fhaaandom of the 80’s behind itself and became extremely serconnish (and abandoned filk). Instead, it became a classic in some Swedish student circles. Its origin as a filk song was rediscovered after 25 years. Original text and music by Martin Q Larson, who later went on to become the president of the Society of Swedish Composers. Here is a (for some values of) singable English translation/version:
My mother often asks me like this:
What will you do when you grow up?
How do you plan to support yourself,
you’re playing all the time!
But then I always answer like this:
I’m really training hard you know,
I’m going to be an astronaut
fly space craft all the time!
Space craft space craft space craft
I wanna fly a space craft
Travel in a space rocket
Discover another planet
Space craft space craft space craft
I wanna fly a space craft
Shoot with little laser guns
Visit some big black holes!
I’m flying among the asteroids
and hunting the evil villains
then I build myself a star rocket
and go to a new galaxy
Space craft space craft space craft…
And if a space monster appears
then I will shoot it to pieces
so I’m saving the universe
becomin’ ev’ryone’s friend
Space craft space craft space craft… :||:
A German translation was done in the 90’s (“Welt Raum Welt Raum Welt Raum” in the chorus), but it has sadly been lost in the vastness of space.
The introduction is “an old polska from space” (polska is a traditional Swedish style of dances and music in ¾ beat).
(mod note: the original video link was giving me issues, so I got a new one from youtube, so…I hope it’s the same. Oh, and for people like me who are basically children and don’t speak Old Fannish, “serconnish” means serious, but in a way that can imply either brilliant fan literary criticism, or like…weaboo serious.)
Some people were around at the height of Mercedes’ Lackey’s career and read her books as they were coming out. For the rest of us, with some catching up to do, there’s “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Valdemar, Or The How To Write Your Own Mercedes Lackey Novel Song.” Necessary background information, since she, Leslie Fish, and Kipling seem to have written 90% of filk.
Written and performed by Mark Heiman, meant to be sung to the tune of your favorite Mercedes Lackey song.
Once upon a time in this land of imagining
You righted every wrong
You lived for battle song
You stood tall and strong
And I could still the wind or call the rain
“I’ll Remember,” by Phil Mills. I can’t tell you what this is about, you just have to listen to it. Saddest song I’ve heard in a long time.
Chords and sheet music available here
be prepared,
for the gays are coming back!
be prepared,
to face their gay and undead wrath!
be prepared to face the monsters that you made
when you said our love would send us to our grave.
be prepared,
for every tragic story told
there’s a corpse
ready to come back for your soul.
you thought “oh what a plot twist!” when you killed her for the grief
of her girlfriend’s watching horror, or his husband’s disbelief…
now for each gay who had to die, it’s eye for eye,
so be prepared!
be prepared,
for the gays are gonna rise!
be prepared,
‘cause now they’re coming for your lives!
when we’re dead make sure to bury us real deep,
or we’ll come back up to catch you when you sleep!
you couldn’t bear
to keep the queers around,
but don’t bur-
-y what you can’t keep underground.
is it too much to ask for, for a story we survive?
is it too much to ask for, for the queer kid not to die?
“apparently” the undead hordes declare,
well, be prepared!
I spent all of my childhood trying to create even a chorus to a song before finally admitting I wasn’t musically inclined at all in terms of creating music.
Then I just wake up today with a tune in my head, the lyrics came next and bam! a song! Like the past 20+ years of struggling to write music never happened. Like it’s not a great song or anything but it’s still recognizably a song! Improvement!
I love filk music, I love folk music, I love all music, I love the people who introduced me to filk music like @filkyeahfilk, @aroford, @scribefindegil! I love Cipher Hunters and I love this hunt so much!
I am in love (platonically of course) with the universe right now and I hope everyone is having a great day!
Well let me tell you all the story of the Good Ship Bodacious
And its wonderful journey into space
It took off in a tornado over Parsons, Kansas
And it vanished with never a trace
Oak, Ash, and Stag, will you come to my aid?
Huntress on High, know that I’m not afraid!
Grant me a beacon of light that can’t fade,
For the death of my kin is the price I have already paid.
“A Journey Through The Dark,” by Alexander James Adams, written for a (unfortunately not successfuly kickstarted) webseries by Matthew Morrese
If the ship’s engines blaze without holds or delays
Why that boat could amaze in it’s prime
Fortune smiles on strays and audacity pays
If the last spaceship leaves on time
Not enough hopeful space songs of late. “The Last Spaceship,” by Cat Faber. Lyrics, chords, sheet music, AND a download link here!
I am a daughter of the glade,
and I will make no man a wife!
By Hoof and Horn I came to be;
in Song and Storm I came to life!
Leave off thy chase! Thy prize is here!
and she will love you without fear!
“Daughter of the Glade,” by S.J. Tucker, a sequel to Heather Alexander’s “Creature of the Wood,” performed by Tricky Pixie (S.J. Tucker, Alexander James Adams, and Betsy Tinney)